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Telemain
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:56 am |
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Joined: Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:00 pm Posts: 6 Location: Irving
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dear wizard people;
i was dabbling in a bit of demonology and got ...it didn't go well.
i think i forgot paprika.
so i landed with a wet plop among the darned in the muddy hallways of heck. i'm filing this report.
heck by telemain
heck is like hell only not as bad
there is a gate that reads maybe act a little hopeless on your way in thanks
it is home to the souls of the darned tax evaders jerks and the accidental shoplifters the nincompoops the lazy the insufferably talkative the perpetually flatulant the complainers; the one cheek sneakers; mild thrill seekers
once a soul enters heck it is bound to stay until such a time as it decides it's pretty much decided maybe they weren't such a great guy after all at which point they immediately get escorted by a pessimistic host to a crickety stairway made of pewter which takes them to an nondescript aluminum grey door where they are promptly siezed by the neck and thrown roughly into Hobo Heaven, which is pretty much filled to the brim with just a bunch of old drunks singin' about trains and their bindle sticks and nobody believes them anyway.
I got out by perambulating nonchalantly past an apathetic slug demon guarding a door labeled "please refrain from escaping heck".
For some reason this leads to a very loud and very German discotheque called Übermensch.
Dancing ensued.
THE END
_________________ .;%$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;s. $>-Telemain Telemachus-<$$ $$$%>-The Mad Wizard-<$$$ $Cheshire Cat of Sable Pride$ `4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$x'
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qintahr
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:47 am |
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Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:17 am Posts: 95
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HA! This gave me a great laugh today! Thanks!
~Sir Qintahr
_________________ Count Qintahr, Knight of the Serpent
--------------------------------------- "The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." -George Bernard Shaw
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