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 Post subject: my spring break
 Post Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:56 am 
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dear wizard people;

i was dabbling in a bit of demonology and got ...it didn't go well.

i think i forgot paprika.

so i landed with a wet plop among the darned in the muddy hallways of heck. i'm filing this report.


heck
by telemain

heck is like hell
only not as bad

there is a gate that reads
maybe act a little hopeless on your way in thanks

it is home to the souls of the darned
tax evaders
jerks
and the accidental shoplifters
the nincompoops
the lazy
the insufferably talkative
the perpetually flatulant
the complainers;
the one cheek sneakers;
mild thrill seekers

once a soul enters heck it is bound to stay until such a time as it decides it's pretty much decided maybe
they weren't such a great guy after all at which point they immediately get escorted by a pessimistic host
to a crickety stairway made of pewter which takes them to an nondescript aluminum grey door where they
are promptly siezed by the neck and thrown roughly into Hobo Heaven, which is pretty much
filled to the brim with just a bunch of old drunks singin' about trains and their bindle sticks and
nobody believes them anyway.

I got out by perambulating nonchalantly past an apathetic slug demon guarding a door labeled "please refrain from escaping heck".

For some reason this leads to a very loud and very German discotheque called √úbermensch.

Dancing ensued.

THE END

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 Post subject: Re: my spring break
 Post Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:47 am 
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HA! This gave me a great laugh today! Thanks!

~Sir Qintahr

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